I always suspected

oh man...

The knights templar demand their good name back! Are you with them, or against them?!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/04/knights_templar_pope/

In an episode of "Cheers," Cliff Clavin the trivia-spouting, quirky, irksome mama's boy mailman is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy, Norm Peterson, the beer loving heavyweight bar stool sitting perpetual patron.

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm.


“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

has started a small musical supervillian series called Dr. Horrible. Staring Nathan Fillion as Dr. Hammer and Neal Patrick Harris as the doctor. Episode 1 is now available:

http://drhorrible.com/act_I.html

Q: If a person who speaks three languages is called "trilingual," and a person who speaks two languages is called "bilingual," what do you call a person who only speaks one language?

( There might be a funny answer behind the cut )

So I was randomly looking at the et cetera entry on wikipedia when I started following the strands of crosslinking. I ended up at the serial comma page. I then proceeded to add a serial comma to the list of languages that don't normally use serial commas. I don't know why, but I thought I'd share it.

Oh, and happy birthday Meg!

Well, this is quite rare, but I thought I'd share some info with yall.
Let's see... where to begin...

I am currently the boyfriend of a wonderfully smart, adorable girl that goes by the name of Meg. We've been dating for over a month now and it's only getting better. Of course, we are both desperately screwed up people, but I find our crazinesses compliment each other well.

I just received an offer for a new position at my company which I will be taking. Currently, I am a temp working as a "Web Project Coordinator". My new position will be full-time, salary with the job title of "Web Interface Designer". This position comes with designer-like responsibilities as well as a very healthy pay increase, and I'll be working with a great group of people. I get benefits, and enough money that I don't need to scrape by with student loan repayment, and I might be able to start saving money! Suffice to say I am very excited.

Well the holiday season is coming up and with all these positive changes going on in my life, it is shaping to be a very merry Kwanzaa. Anyways I wish you all the best and may your fortunes be as good as mine.

I don't care how tough you are, I'd turn my ass around if I seen this sign...

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is pretty strange. Interesting to watch. keep an eye out for capt picard!

It's Veteran's day and you're all worse people than me.

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